The Ultimate Seinfeld Quiz

Why doesn't Kramer carry a wallet? What street does Jerry live on? Think you're the ultimate Seinfeld fan? Test your knowledge on our quiz!

1. Kramer and a fellow stand-in play what game on the soap opera set?

A. Red light, green light
B. Rock, paper, scissors
C. Twister
D. Tag

2. Elaine berates a pyschic for

A. giving a false reading
B. wearing leather
C. smoking while pregnant

3. George has a nonsexual crush on which of Elaine's boyfriends?

A. Tony, the rockclimber
B. Russell, the president of NBC
C. Jake, the writer

4. What was Jerry's fathers' occupation?

A. lifeguard
B. carpet installer
C. funeral director
D. menswear salesman

5. How tall is Kramer?

A. 5 feet 10 inches
B. 6 feet, 3 inches
C. 6 feet, 2.5 inches (excluding his hair)

6. Jerry's father is afraid of what sound?

A. his pants legs rubbing together
B. velcro
C. nails scratching agaist a chalk board

7. Kramer tells a couple that their baby daughter resembles what U.S. president?

A. Bill Clinton
B. Abe Lincoln
C. Lyndon Johnson
D. George Bush

8. Kramer thinks he sees what type of genetic mutation at the hospital?

A. a pig man
B. a spider woman
C. a dog boy
D. a snake man

9. What figure in American literature does Jerry constantly compare George to?

A. Tom Sawyer
B. Oliver Twist
C. Atticus Finch
D. Biff Loman

10. Why does Jerry's model girlfriend break up with him?

A. she doesn't find him attractive
B. she catches him picking his nose
C. she's allergic to his cologne
D. he has bad breath

11. After George breaks up with his "pretentious" accountant girlfriend she:

A. commits herself to a mental institution
B. joins a cult
C. marries another man
D. moves away

12. Why doesn't Kramer carry a wallet?

A. it's against his religion
B. his osteopath says it's bad for his spine
C. he can't hold up his pants with one

13. Elaine tries to impress married friends by claiming she once dated:

A. a tennis player
B. a marathon runner
C. a doctor
D. a matador

14. Jerry lives on what street?

A. West 81st
B. West 83rd
C. West 85th
D. West 87th

15. The Costanza's house smells like which of the following?

16. Where does Jerry meet the sexy, air-headed actress, Isabel?

A. at the dentist
B. in an elevator
C. at a supermarket
D. at the bank

17. Elaine describes a couple's ugly newborn baby as looking like

A. a troll
B. a pekinese
C. a rooster

18. George has what animals on his bedsheets?

A. kittens
B. whales
C. dinosaurs

19. George spends his entire visit with a therapist

A. discussing Greek mythology
B. trying to zip his zipper
C. whining about being an overweight child

20. What celebrity frequents Elaine's health club?

A. Jerry Springer
B. Celine Dion
C. Mark Walburg
D. John F. Kennedy, Jr.

21. Kramer convulses involuntarily whenever he hears the voice of what celebrity?

A. Mary Hart
B. Geraldo Rivera
C. Fran Drescher

22. George refers to which of Jerry's ex-girlfriends when he says, "A woman who hates me this much comes along once in a lifetime!"?

A. the tennis line woman
B. the toilet paper miser
C. the masseuse

23. What is Elaine's I.Q.?

A. 100
B. 145
C. 120
D. 112

24. What did George serve the woman he was trying to seduce at his parents' house?

A. cod liver oil
B. slim fast milkshake
C. orange juice
D. prune juice

25. What does Elaine think her perfect mode of transportation would be?

A. a stagecoach
B. a car
C. a rickshaw
D. a city bus

26. According to Jerry, "phase two" of a relationship includes all of the following except

A. increasing phone call frequency
B. extra toothbrushes
C. blood tests
D. walking around naked

27. According to George, what famous news personality has had a nose job?

A. Peter Jennings
B. Bill O'Reilly
C. Barbara Walters

28. According to Kramer, all of these are scams except

A. the Dewey decimal system
B. one-hour Martinizing
C. the carpet sweeper
D. free-range chicken

29. Kramer's portrait is purchased by an elderly couple for what price?

A. $5
B. $5,000
C. $50,000
D. $500,000

30. Who does Elaine think is the most unattractive world leader?

A. Prince Charles
B. Golda Meir
C. Indira Gandhi